Do you think the Tooth Fairy took my teeth last night?

Last night we went out to Satan's BBQ (you know the place) and of course got completely smashed. It was my first time ping out on the sofa (an old tradition of mine) and I found out that it’s not the safest thing to do around there.. Father Damien and I had both ped out and we both woke up with nail polish on our fingers and toes. It seems the rest of the party played Sister Margaret Jenga while I was in lala land. I woke up and there was a five dollar bill next to my head and my teeth were gone.